The first sentence and one near the end are very concerning to me:

Haementeria ghilianii, commonly known as the Amazon giant leech, is one of the world’s largest species of leeches.

One of the largest, not the largest species. One of the largest. How much larger do they fucking get!?

Unlike jawed leeches who use rows of teeth to puncture skin, Haementeria ghilianii uses a 10 centimetres (3.9 in) hypodermic needle-like proboscis to feed.

A 4 inch needle for a mouth. Lovely.

He’s probably trying to pull a Roosevelt since he heard Frankie was president 4 times and Donnie got jealous. Easier to ignore the constitution if we’re at war since the prez gets extra powers.

Those are the tenets of the Satanic Temple. They’re known for fighting against this type of religious overreach.

You know, my eyes ran right over chicory and didn’t even see it. I have no experience with chicory so ignore my remarks.

You must really like bitter tea. Steeping for a long time brings out lots of tannins. No thank you says I.

It’s not zero for Antarctica, just nearly zero. 11 people have been born in Antarctica. Mostly argentinians but also a couple chileans.

I will never understand how a gay man is cool with giving right wing fascists all the surveillance tech they’ll ever need. It’s not like fascists are known for turning on their own once they have no value. Cough, Ernst Rohm, cough.

The B1701 Astrofortress is feared throughout the quadrant.

That has nothing on Riker’s single nipple ensemble:

In America being a psychopath is rewarded with money.

That’s true anywhere on the planet.

Just go to a tailor or seamstress and ask them if they can take your measurements for a nominal fee. Or get someone that you’re comfortable with them caressing your balls to do it.

Relying on manufacturers sizing for anything besides a tshirt is just asking for trouble.

when the CCP invades Alaska-

LIBERTY PRIME ONLINE

PROBABILITY OF CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!

We got all sorts of aliens in trek. We got humans with weird ears. Humans with spots. Humans with weird foreheads. Humans with weird big ears. We even have human robots.

Meanwhile Deanna continues to have “irl obligations” whatever that means. So just stick her character in a crashed shuttle or something and we can deal with her next session.

I watch them as they come out because there are jackasses on the internet who spoil plots and characters.

SciShow just did a decent video on this yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0wVcFXNXLw

You best start believing in anthropogenic extinction stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one.

You’d need to also adopt eth (Ð ð) it makes the voiced dental fricative. That’s the th sound in father or another. Thorn is for the th sound in think or thorn. While we’re at it we might as well bring back wynn (Ƿ ƿ) which represents the w sound in wind. And don’t get me started on our vowel situation.

Kirk’s bro

He’s Kirk too. Or Kirk 2.

Which probably makes him mad since he’s the older brother.