Blinking? Believe it or not, ads. Straight to the inside of the eyelids. Why dream when you can buy!

Wait until you guys hear about Lust seasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don’t like the idea of Milhouse being in two shitposts in one day

You managed to make something that wasn’t necessarily overtly explicit while simultaneously visceral and real. I am perturbed and enthralled

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away!

In one of the adaptations, they all just hug instead

At first they pinged Dell but I said nothing because I had a 28kBs modem

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

Rest - you must rest at the eating place

Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be

Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

My retirement franchise!

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

the saga continues

As a pervert, yes