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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog MemesEnglish · 11 months ago

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Why? Did it not taste very good?

    • BetaBlake
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      I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏

    • dadGPT
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      11 months ago

      😬

  • pastaPersona
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    11 months ago

    Bite club

    • Tylerdurdon
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      11 months ago

      We don’t talk about that

  • MrJameGumb
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    11 months ago

    Which gym was that? I’m asking for uh… science

    ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

  • dohpaz42
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    11 months ago

    So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?

  • nnullzz
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    Plot twist. It was their home gym.

  • Agent641
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    11 months ago

    Never skip jaw day

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don’t clean the equipment after themselves.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Yeah … I was never a fan of that idea … let’s go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.

    • flicker
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      I just clean every machine before I use it.

      • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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        Who doesn’t?

        I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn’t trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.

        By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym’s worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can’t afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.

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          Can’t you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.

      • BossDj@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        *wipe with towel

    • Bob@feddit.nl
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      Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.

      • Tylerdurdon
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        Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.

      • Chewget@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        Isn’t sweat basically pee

        • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          Sweat is stored in the balls?

          • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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            Wait, what?!

        • Bob@feddit.nl
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          Depends how far you want to go with “basically”, I suppose.

        • hex@programming.dev
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          Content-wise, no. But, if there were two cups, one filled with urine, and one filled with sweat, I wouldn’t want to touch or smell either cup.

      • superkret@feddit.org
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        11 months ago

        I don’t.

        • Bob@feddit.nl
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          11 months ago

          Prince Andrew’s Lemmy account?

  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s just an omegaverse bench that’s received its life mate.

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    chikewaga!

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    Eww

  • ApatheticCactus
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    I don’t think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.

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    Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?

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