- cross-posted to:
- aboringdystopia
- orphancrushing
- cross-posted to:
- aboringdystopia
- orphancrushing
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/19389366
Fuck this village
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This is the kind of thing I used to see under /r/upliftingnews on the other site, along with Americans failing to notice how dystopian it looks to the rest of the world.
Dystopian? They’ve briefly averted the orphan crushing machine! It’s cause for celebration!
That might have been the main reason I left the other site. Wasn’t banned, wasn’t using apps, but one can only take so much of this being labeled r/wholesome or something before I had enough.
/r/OrphanCrushingMachine
Isn’t it lovely that this beautiful child, with a bit of determination and a whole lot of luck, escaped the orphan crushing machine?
Ah yes, another one saved from the orphan crushing machine 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Everybody cheer! Nevermind why we have one in the first place.
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Not only that, but I bet she got a pizza party in her honor and they only charged employees $5 per slice!
This image tells you everything you need to know…
Is that because there are words explaining the image?
A child’s face says a lot. Especially the mouth part of the face.
“it really does take a village” showing a photo of the village not giving a shit
Jesus christ
…would have made a whip and negotiated with profiteers the old-fashioned way.
This implies that the evangelical Jesus has anything to do with the biblical one
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But getting pregnant has to be punished, not rewarded! Because having sex is bad! Children are only a blessing because it lets us hurt women for having sex!
I think that’s how they think?
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Okay small win. She didn’t lose her job.
Societal big L Loss.
“Good news! It was just a mild sprain!”
“What’s the bad news?”
“Your advanced AIDS is making the rabies even more difficult to treat.”
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This happens, and it sucks for the parent and for the customer.
I haven’t been to whataburger since i’ve been yelled by a parent behind the counter because their kid wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone and I had the audacity to be kind about it so obviously i’m a pedophile or something.
Also, $0.00 chocolate chip cookies. Where is this again? Asking for a friend…
Brought a whole ass baby to work
The system that’s trying to dumb you down LOVES when you really believe an image can tell you everything you need to know.
Keep thinking that way, and don’t forget your Brawndo!
this is linkedin for you.
