• ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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    7 months ago

    “Inside you are two weird d----,” posted Bluesky user April Wolfe. “This is about Katie Miller.”

    Ok, calling it. That might be the most efficient roast of three people ever.

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      Ok, calling it. That might be the most efficient roast of three people ever.

      Idk:

      “Congratulations to Katie Miller for being literally the only woman in the world for whom joining Elon Musk’s harem would be a step up,”

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        7 months ago

        Well, I mean. If it’s really true that ol’ Lonnie can’t get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn’t need to fuck anyone.

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    According to a few different online people they’ve supposedly been a throuple for a few months now.

    I don’t know that this is true, but I read it, and now you have to as well.

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    I doubt this dude cares about his wife all that much

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      Rumor Has It, Miller offered his wife up to try to honey pot Musk in order to get him on their side… There’s like 12 competing factions within the white house, all fighting for Trump’s attention. Miller’s wife just decided to cash in, over going with the honey pot idea. (I have a friend that works as a custodian in the White House.)

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        I hate every sentence I just read.

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          Want to know how many used condoms and dirty women’s underwear she’s found?

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    I’m sure that’s one happy household. Hopefully they get some money for birthing more of musks apocalypse tribe.

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    No idea if this is true. However I can find no explanation for the amount of women Musk has left in his wake beyond plain old money and the illusion of power. Every single time I’ve seen that dude speak, he comes off as the most uncharismatic blubbering numbnuts I’ve ever seen.

    Women clearly can’t stand this dipshit for an extended period of time, but fuck if they keep falling for it.

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      Some women are strongly attracted to confidence. Some to famous people and/or money. Not the majority. But it would only take 1% to easily explain his success. He has the oportunity to meet a lot more women than most of us. And I doubt he let’s too many opportunities pass him by.