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minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·17 days agoCorn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches. Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
minus-square_stranger_linkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-216 days agoCorn dogs and chicken balls are calzones. Scotch Eggs are salad Calzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat. I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
minus-squaregruelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 days agoHmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-216 days agoOkay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche? It has support on all sides and bottom. Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
minus-square_stranger_linkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-216 days agoApologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole. For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
minus-squaregruelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoHmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
minus-square_stranger_linkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoThis will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 days agoI would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
minus-squaregruelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-216 days agoExactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!
Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are
saladCalzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
CubeRule.com
Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
upside down potato pizza
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
What about arancini?
How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.
For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!