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The Picard Maneuver to Just Post · 2 months ago

"What is my purpose?"

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"What is my purpose?"

The Picard Maneuver to Just Post · 2 months ago
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  • psycho_driver
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    2 months ago

    Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

    • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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      To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

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        2 months ago

        Fuck you.

        I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

        (Good job)

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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          What I actually read was:

          Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

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        2 months ago

        What about my nipples?

        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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          2 months ago

          Do you not have arms and hands?

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    • Pennomi
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      2 months ago

      It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.

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        Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

        • lemmylommy
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          Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze

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            - Harder!
            - What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help
            - What?

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        “The design is very human.”

        Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      For a friendly shake.

    • YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      Can’t wait for dungeater-bot

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      To give back the croutons obviously.

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