Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
… where can one buy such an … assistant?
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
It really, really didn’t need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
What animal did you want?
Is “none” an animal?
Sea urchin
How civilized
Nobody said it has to be an animal. It could also be a plant. Or an upscaled model of a prokaryote.
As long as it has a gaping hole and a look of vague recognitioning of something’s a little off asking “but… Why?”
Well it’s a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
I have been told its FULLY functional.
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
Has anyone confirmed it’s not a person in a costume? 👀
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Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
They’re going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often…
Why does urinebot need arms and hands?
To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.
Fuck you.
I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?
(Good job)
What I actually read was:
Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.
What about my nipples?
Do you not have arms and hands?
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I meanCommand not recognised, please seek help
- What?
“The design is very human.”
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
For a friendly shake.
Can’t wait for dungeater-bot
To give back the croutons obviously.
Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
SailorsOnly
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
Just like ordinary urinals.
Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?
it moonlights at the fertility clinic.
To hold my beer.
to help one aim properly.
To get the last drops out
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.
And it’s really a live gameshow.
The middle urinal is cake anyway.
I miss the corrupted GIFs subreddit.
Be the change you want to see
Not a perv, just a remote control technician
You have to put the 5 bucks in for a happy piss ending.
What do the hands do?
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says “good job champ” in traditional mandarin.
They can hold it for you so you don’t have to wash your hands after.
But who washes the robot’s hands?
The friends we made along the way
Come on don’t be ridiculous
In case the doctor told you not to lift anything heavy
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?
I know, at least let me pee in its mouth…
Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
Wait, you don’t piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you’ll be hanging loose?
This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee…
Humanoid robots deserve trash can
I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I’m disappointed that it doesn’t say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.
I’d love pissing on ubisoft
It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
Suddenly passing butter doesn’t seem like such a terrible destiny
Why does it have hands and a face?
Doubles for prostate exams
To make you feel more comfortable 🙂
That was my immediate thought, why this fuckin thing need to grab anything.
If they’re going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.
They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.
But this one also sends the data to a wide variety of corporate partners!
