“Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Big horny
It’s just a less charming version of this
I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon
Whatever this is is not charming.
Wait until they discover the
hookahwater cooled robot smokerAutomatic butt ejector.
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If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking
Two tubes one butt?
This is the way.
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this ‘tandem’ and just having two sets of 'single’s ?
The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
you know about hookah?
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It’s mostly a young person thing, but yeah…not an uncommon thing around here at least.
actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs
Is it supposed to be a secret?
no its just an south east asian thing and I never thought people across the world would know about it
There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.
I had a hookah when i was a teenager like 20 years ago
Of course! Saw one last night!
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
ohhh rare to see indians, thats why I asked… Hi fellow indian!!
Yeah it is pretty rare.
Hookah? I hardly know her
‘robot’ is just older version of ‘ai’
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery
literally taking ai is broad too
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I was at a mall and was laughing at an ai washing machine with friends. the manager, standing nearby, overheard us and said “you know what? these ai models are exactly same as the older ones from inside. yet we launched a campaign to ‘upgrade’ the models to ai and more than 50% of customers are accepting it, paying us money and returning happy with the discount we give lol”.
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
Automatic butt ejector.
Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.
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you could have someone else do it, if you want
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
How did that work?
It’s a gag gift, the implication is that you’d put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Lol
That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism…), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the “spontaneously combusted” folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I’d known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He’s still caught on fire. 0/10. don’t recommend
For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
