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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

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My new go to

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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  • compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 days ago

    And meds are like that little pot of smoke that makes the bees fall asleep and the buzzing fade

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    To the tune of “pants on the ground”?

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    Why call it ADHD when you can call it oh fuck it’s already midnight

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    got BEEES InMy HeAeAD

  • John Doe
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    I do hair and used to work at a retirement facility. There was a retired Texas state trooper with Alzheimer’s named Floyd who got a buzz cut every month. He was so out of it that every time I used the clippers on him he’d start swatting the air around his head and would swear, “Goddamn bees!”

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    My frontal lobes are a unicycle and the devil rides its pedals.

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    I have bees in my head and wasps on my porch.

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    NOT THE BEES

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    Bees in the corn, bees taco man meat!

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    I relate to this too much.

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