I have to assume that, since he cannot jerk off, he is in it for the love of the game.
It must be tough not being into kids in that field. The preacher union keeps breathing down your neck about certain responsibilities that come with the job and fulfilling molestation quotas. Big decisions about promotions are all made during orgies with children.
Church supervisor: “Where did he touch you, child?”
Child: “N-nowhere, father.”
Church supervisor: [shakes head in disappointment as he fills out performance review sheet]
it’s always the one you most suspect.
Well we know what happened to little Christ for Arms when he grew up.
He really crossed a line.
"After the defendant (Sheptock) sent the image of the victim, he told her that he wanted more explicit images of her,” the affidavit read.
“The defendant (Sheptock) then sent her a video depicting someone being physically assaulted, accompanied by a statement implying that he did not want that to happen to her.”
Kind of feels like an empty threat tbh, I mean he doesn’t have any arms.
He’s unarmed.
It was a video of Mario stomping some goombas.
I guess he wasn’t touching anyone 😁
