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Chippys_mittens to Lemmy Shitpost · 8 hours ago

I'm completely serious

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I'm completely serious

Chippys_mittens to Lemmy Shitpost · 8 hours ago
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    Iv never wondered, I know I’m not a saint and striving for that will only earn you a life of misery.

    Sometimes you need to be an asshole.

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    Im better and always have been. :)

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    I needed this daily dose of demotivation today.

    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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      probably saved me from going manic

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    7 hours ago

    But the other question remains: am I bad enough?

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      • ℓostme
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        Lemmy Shitpost-36626260

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s just President Ronnie. They can keep him!

    • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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      GIF of The Once-ler from The Lorax captioned "How ba-a-a-ad can I be?"

    • Denjin@feddit.uk
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      You’re not

    • fartographer
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      Michael Jackson remains dead but is brought up in the chat

    • dumbass@piefed.social
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      At sex? Yes.

      • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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        Spying on other people during intimacy moments is considered a bad attitude. 🙃

  • Asafum
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    I don’t have to wonder, I know I’m not!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’ve seen Haystack Rock many times. So I’ve got that goin for me, which is nice.

    • LemmyKnowsBest
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      Where is Haystack Rock?

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Just off shore of Cannon Beach, Oregon. A bike ride away from the Goondocks

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        Cannon Beach, OR

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    I thought I was good enough to go out and rent Chronicles of Riddick but I ended up with Chronicles of Red Dick, some movie about dog breeders having to jerk off dogs for sperm. I can’t do anything right.

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    Adopted wuss? I’m no adopted wuss. I’ll kill you Brand.

  • einlander
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    That watermark removal attempt…

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      I have no idea what you’re talking about

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        Disappointing.

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