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    I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      I’m currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

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    Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

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    I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      That sucks, I’m sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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        I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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    I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      Turtle’s gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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        Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

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            Thank you. I lost nearly all of my established animals, mostly unexpected (three cats and the turtle), last year jul-nov and it was real tough, so… genuinely thank you.

            I will, however, maintain the sctick FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

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    Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!

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    I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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        It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!

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            I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.

            Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.

            But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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    Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!

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    I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      Just don’t leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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        Child abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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    I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!

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      I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.

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      Literally what I was going to post for the glory of the Empire!

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    I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!