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    When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.

    Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.

    Party: So, you have a plan?

    Leader: I have concepts of a plan.

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      Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.

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      Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.

      You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?

      If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.

      So you make plans that fail.

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      The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”

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    “Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”

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      Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?

      Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.

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        President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?

        You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!

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    Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?

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        You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!

        I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.

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      As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?

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    Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.

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      Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.

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      Not actual quotes, just a joke:

      It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.

      Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.

      That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!

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    By concepts of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his “strategists” have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on the details of this deeply anti-democratic endeavor.

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      “I don’t have a plan” - person desperately trying to distance themselves from their plan.

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      Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.

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    He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.

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    I love how fast this is happening.

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    “But you’ve had 9 yea—“

    “I have concepts!”

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    yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff

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    HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!

    Let’s see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother fucker stole my entire plan!