• nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    60·
    4 months ago

    Okay but now I’m imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

  • BoshtEnglish
    47·
    4 months ago

    Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

    • logicbombEnglish
      171·
      4 months ago

      Surely, you’d keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.

      Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it’s all a hallucination.

      • Num10ckEnglish
        4·
        4 months ago

        You might like to watch Cool World

  • logicbombEnglish
    40·
    4 months ago

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

  • Avicenna
    35·
    4 months ago

    John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
      5·
      4 months ago

      Alfie Allen would be pretty interesting, Muppet goons getting slaughtered by Muppet John Wick.

    • ninjaEnglish
      19·
      4 months ago

      C’mon you apes…pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.

    • resipsaloquitur
      1·
      4 months ago

      So Johnny is played by Kermit and Carmen is played by Miss Piggy, natch.

      But who is Dizzy, and who is Carl?

  • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works
    25·
    4 months ago

    TaAvengers - Chris Evans

    Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying “on your left”.

    Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

    MUPPET HULK!

    • nfh
      7·
      4 months ago

      Hear me out, The Avengers, but Agent Coulson is the human. Muppet Cap tossing the shield, just imagine. And Coulson’s actor I think would be very much like Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol, interacting very sincerely with the Muppets as fellow actors.

      I would also accept “Hulk is the human, but only when he’s hulked out” just for the sheer surprise of it

      • edgemaster72English
        5·
        4 months ago

        A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there’s no middle ground possible

  • MeaanBeaan
    25·
    4 months ago

    Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his “best friend” that might be funnier.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
    23·
    4 months ago

    Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.

    The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.

  • beejboytyson
    23·
    4 months ago

    Hateful 8.

    Samuel L Jackson.

    “You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!”

    I would pay to see that.