US president said Ukraine war would not have happened if Moscow had not been thrown out in 2014 over Crimea
    • OptionalOP
      211·
      6 months ago

      Oh you rational people are such a hoot! No, no ol’ special agent bankrupt Krasnov is being watched very, very (I mean very) closely by the GRU and they’ll be sure he only submits the, shall we say, “proper” documentation.

      Of course they can’t control every gibbering slur he farts out from his mouth when he’s in front of a microphone but - they’re pretty sure he’s not going to accidentally not do Pooty-poots bidding.

      • dhorkEnglish
        7·
        6 months ago

        He’s not bankrupt anymore, he makes millions of dollars selling crypto, cell phones, and bibles.

        • OptionalOP
          5·
          6 months ago

          Well, they’ll be the ones to decide that, now won’t they.

  • ChainweaselEnglish
    603·
    6 months ago

    As an American, it would be a really good idea to temporarily kick the US out and make it the G6. We have absolutely no business driving policy with Trump at the wheel.

    We also have no business being in NATO at the moment either.

  • dhorkEnglish
    45·
    6 months ago

    I’ve said often that the endgame here will be Trump making the US leave the G7, and form our own Friendship Union with Russia.

    We can call it FU2…

  • Gsus4@mander.xyz
    26·
    6 months ago

    tramp is going to create his own T8, with blackjack and hookers: USA+Israel+Argentina+Saudi Arabia+Russia+Qatar+Hungary+El Salvador, those are his kind of people.

    (Sponsored by CoinbaseTM)

    • grue
      18·
      6 months ago

      They’ll call it a new world order without even a hint of irony.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
    24·
    6 months ago

    Agent Krasnov has completed his mission to glorify the great leader Putin and will now return home while the summit continues.

  • OptionalOP
    21·
    6 months ago

    Is he going Howard-Hughes-y with the hair over the ears? They managed to get his lunatic facepaint under control, now his eight remaining hairs are staging a jailbreak?

  • lennybirdEnglish
    16·
    6 months ago

    Sorry, Donnie, Putin doesn’t have any cards…

  • OptionalOP
    163·
    6 months ago

    Now those “leftists” who couldn’t bear to vote Democrat at least get to watch putin be slobbered over by the US President. So that’s nice for them.