Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.
  • ThePowerOfGeekEnglish
    82·
    2 months ago

    How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can’t be much longer now.

    • ApeNo1English
      62·
      2 months ago

      The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish
        21·
        2 months ago

        Camacho was actually a fairly good president compared to your current guy. Consider:

        He appointed an expert to fix a problem he couldn’t and actually took his advice.

        He was willing to course correct when new information was presented to him.

        I don’t believe that President Camacho was a disgusting pedo.

    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlineEnglish
      14·
      2 months ago

      Except Camacho was actually humble and driven entirely by duty. So much so that when they found someone he knew was smarter than him he was fully ready to give up his office. It was a matter of practicality and not ego for him.

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    47·
    2 months ago

    This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in… Possibly hundreds of times.

  • potoooooooo ☑️English
    31·
    2 months ago

    Ten bucks says this is all happening because, somewhere along the way, someone explained to him that an octagon has more sides than a pentagon.

  • taiyangEnglish
    22·
    2 months ago

    Wow, now that’s a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.

    Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs— just as racist, too!

    • SkullgridEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      I came in this thread to post something like

      Andrew Jackson’s back

      Or

      Andrew Jackson, is that you?

      After this, the next thing is WWE at the white house, giving the favour back to Vince McMahon

  • thelittleerikEnglish
    17·
    2 months ago

    Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.

    • nnullzzEnglish
      9·
      2 months ago

      Honestly, the follow up with Vance + Thiel taking the reins scares me a whole lot more.