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    OK, so now we know Trump is totally hiding his own diagnosis from the public…

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        That’s what completed your Bingo card? Congratulations! I am still waiting on “President has a coronary event while on his solid gold shitter”.

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    There’s no such thing as stage 9, it is a Gleason score 9. This doesn’t say the cancer has been there a long time. It means the cancer is a super aggressive one.

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    I wonder which of Trump’s strong paedophilia suspicions or Trump’s strong dementia suspicions are a cover-up for the others.

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      He did just have a scan. Of course it showed him to be in perfect health, which we can all plainly see… /S

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        He underwent a cognitive test - which he aced.
        So his doctors decided to make him take another one in the same year - which he aced too.
        So his doctors decided to run him through the MRI machine - which he aced of course.

        Because as we all know, when your medical tests come out a-okay, your doctors always make you take more tests - to marvel at how a-okay all your tests are, no doubt…

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          “President Trump has the body of a morbidly obese 80 year old with congestive heart failure 27 year old athlete who runs 8 miles per day. The doctors ran more tests because they wanted to know what his secret for longevity is. Turns out it was all that making America great again with nothing but his tiny bare hands.”

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            Id believe he has the body of a 27 hear old… in fridge somewhere.

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              But they were put in there 14 years ago after they were left alone with him at his mansion.

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    I would like to suggest that there was a cover-up about Trump fellating “Bubba” Bill Clinton while their buddy Jeffrey Epstein watched and photographed

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    Presidents sure do seem to know a lot about each other’s prostates.

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    Who cares? Other what weird shit Trump’s projecting about gives insight into what he’s worried about regarding himself. Trump’s track record is one of saying endless complete bullshit.

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    Trump suggests there was a cover-up

    About him and the Epstein files?

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    I thought the general consensus was that there was a cover up on his diagnosis, stage 9 doesn’t develop overnight and he had had multiple checkups… the whole “well his doctor said no cognitive disabilities either so gee” angle is absolutely ridiculous but I remember people on this site agreeing that his diagnosis was probably kept from the public until after his term ended.

    Not that Trump should be the one up there asking these questions. He’s the last one who should be calling attention to dishonesty.

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      I can believe ther doctors knew but did not disclose, as it didn’t really have any bearing on his job. But there no such thing as “stage 9”. It was a Gleason score, which speaks not to how long the cancer has been around but to how aggressive the tumor is. Low Gleason score people are the ones where they say they are going to die with cancer. Probably not of it. Can have a low Gleason score prostate cancer for years.

      So a high Gleason score is actually more credible as a recent finding, likely to go from undetectable to serious very quickly.

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        I thought something sounded weird about stage 9. Thanks for the clarification.

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    ok.

    how about this deal.

    Anything we choose to investigate biden for, we investigate Trump for.