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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago

Gen alpha has no fucking clue

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Gen alpha has no fucking clue

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    ??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

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      Well for some… It’s a thing you put fireworks into…

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        No, I’m pretty sure it’s how SWAT get through doors

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          The tube looks hollow. SWAT would use a solid ram.

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            RAM makes police vehicles, but the Ford Police Interceptor tends to be more popular with SWAT.

            • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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              https://youtu.be/1rwm813lMPk

              Relevant

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          Those are closed on both ends and have both handles on one side or one handle on the top with handles on both sides.

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        I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that’s a brilliant idea.

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        And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.

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      Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.

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        We didn’t have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.

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          Ah yes, the “we’re young enough to have another kid” parenting method

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          Key memory unlocked. Oh damn I just remembered the sheer amount of faith I had to remind myself I had in my father’s post driving ability

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      *ground rod driver

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        When I first started in electrical work, we’d take turns with a sledge hammer. Then we bought one of these, and it cut the time in half. Now, I use a driver bit for my demolition hammer and it’s done in about 30 seconds. The driver bit also works well for fence posts, just sleeve a 24" section of EMT over it.

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          Man, I hate driving rods with anything other than a hammer driver. I live in the Appalachians and every damn time I hit some gigantic river rock or some shit, its never just 8’ of clay. That post-driver is a step up from a sledge like you said for sure, but imma just hop on an excavator and shove the bitch in if I can these days. Too old for the dumb shit ;)

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      Here I was thinking it was an unpainted big red key

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      Age wasn’t mentioned

      Edit: I can’t read

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      That isn’t a generational thing it’s an urban/rural thing.

      Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.

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        • no bananaOP
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          No apologies needed. That’s the fun of making these posts. Because people react as if I’m dumb. Which I am, of course.

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              In the city they call it street smarts. I call it field smarts.

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            Here ya go

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      ‘hillbilly skeleton key’ I like that

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      Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

      I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.

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    fuck all these ‘tribalism’ promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you’re tearing me apart!

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      Oh hi, Mark

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      They will not divide us!

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    Gen alpha are literal children. They don’t know what a lot of things are

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      Fucking idiots

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        I don’t care who they were fucking

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        That was my point, yes.

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    OP out here posting boomer humor…

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      This is how we take back the internet

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        What a fuckin ride this has all been gd. Let’s do it, Denton.

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      Commenters unaware of the sub

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        Driving unaware posts.

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      Post boomer

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      Gross. Boomer is like a known cringe thing. This is just some tool. Who gives a shit how old someone is using it? Giving it “boomer” vibes is just a low energy joke.

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        OK, Boomer…

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        I know i come to shitpost subs for the bombastic, high energy, illuminating content

        wait til you grow up and come to understand that people sometimes have to talk about things BECAUSE they’re fucking cringe and that that, indeed, has been the entire point of the “boomer” meme - THAT BOOMER BEHAVIOUR IS CRINGE - from the beginning. The whole fucking point of it.

        and anyway bitching shit is low energy is itself pretty fuckin low energy; i mean it’s responding on the right level which is good, but then you break it by turning it into an insult. You want your energy higher, get a coffee and bring it.

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          I’m guessing this English but I’m just not dumb enough to get it

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    metal pipe with handles 👍

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      https://youtu.be/XBk3Oa_YHKM

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    It’s so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

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      … Is-is it a sex thing?

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        It can be if you want

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      So hot rn

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    Butt plug next question

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    This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

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      • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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        I watched my brother do this to a cow/horse electric fence, can confirm, fucking hilarious

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        He’s never played the game!

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      Okay now im curious, why does an pear orchard need an electric fence?

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        Keep animals out, would be my guess.

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          Keep people in, would be my guess.

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            To keep the trees from escaping, would be my guess.

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        I guess in case people try to jump over to steal the pears before they can be harvested

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          But are these potential Peach-Thieves sooooo determined that a normal Fence is not enough? I like peaches, but climb a fence to steal some? ._.

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          Pear stealing whores.

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        Ents.

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    Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram

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      It kinda is.

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        Fill it with concrete and it’ll probably work very well to bash doors

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        It’s a battering ram for dirt.

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    obviously a fleshlight

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      *Robocop’s Fleshlight

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      Also doubles as a dildo. Multi-purpose, useful!

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    I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

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      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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        Plenty of room at the Hotel Tinnitus

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    I’ve put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

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      I recently got to use a pole drivers powered by a little 2 stroke motor. It took like 5 sec to sink a tpost down 3 feet. It was so easy and quick that it was kinda upsetting, makes using the old pole drivers feel like you’re a monkey banging on rocks.

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    What’s my fleshlight doing in this picture?

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      I thought your fleshlight was in the barn

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        MmmmmooOOOOOOOO!

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